Chapter 1: IPISDAN

HAHA! i'm finally posting episode 1 of chapter 1! WOOOOOOOOT!

Hmm, i wonder if anyone would actually read this, but i really would wish someone would...ANYWAYS...before i made this, remember when my scanner broke? (check my last post)...well it caused a chain reaction and broke my printer as well. So the not-so-ordinary dude will usually check what's wrong with it...so i checked what's wrong with it...(that did'nt sound right...haha) I scanned thru all those dusty wires...then..haha

I was really out of reality for 2 seconds or so when i saw what caused my printer and scanner to break...IT WAS A COCKROACH. Haha, a dead cockroach was jammed between the gears of the printer belt (btw, i use a printer-scanner, in case ur wondering why the cockroach caused a chain reaction..hehe)It was really ironic..hehe...anywayz...

LETS GET ON TO CHAPTER 1: EPISODE 1!!!!

Once upon a time, in a land not so far way, (probably near the university belt) lived a not-so-ordinary dude, with a not-so-ordinary life.

His name is DAN. He's a 20 year-old dude who ran away from home after some incident he had with his family. He was forced to live alone in an apartment near the Ateneo De Manila University, which is also where he went to school. He's taking Architecture there. If you're wondering how does he pay for his tuition, he works in McDonalds as his part-time job. That way, he gets free lunch and also money enough to pay for his college.

Dan is now on his final year in college. He's like so freaked out about it. Little does he know that his way of life is going to change on this final year of his.

It was a Thursday, and Dan is working in his Lunchtime shift in Mcdo. He was assigned to cleaning duties. He really didn't mind on where he was assigned. For the next few minutes, he was just cleaning up after little fries on the floor, to grains of rice on the table, until some dude spilled some soda on the floor. Without hesitation, Dan went to clean the soda.He was in hurry, since classes are about to resume. He grabbed the mop and quickly walked to the soda spill.

On another side of the story, in ateneo, 2 dudes on crack where doing stuff in the Biology lab in the said college. Obviously, anyone on crack would mess up, and so they did. They blew a hole in the wall due to some unstable reaction. All the caged insects escaped, including those that are genetically altered. One of those was a cockroach. The cockroach escaped the campus and was instantly aroused by the air coming out of the vents of ateneo (btw, lemme say it again, im also aroused by this smell...uhhh *drools*). The cockroached found a way into the fast-food chain.

Back to Dan, he was, like is said, hurrying to the spill, until suddenly, he slipped. He fell to the ground on his rump and he screamed in pain, because he had a pimple on his butt. He screamed to the top of his lungs, until a cockroach entered his mouth and was accidentally swallowed. Dan screamed even more and then eventually passed out. The next thing he knew it, he already in school. His friends brought him back, luckily. Dan really did'nt remember on what happened that lunch time. He just lived his life normally, as he used to live his life, until one day...

He was in his dorm, when his stomach started to feel bad. He rushed to the toilet and crapped like hell. He was so relieved after doing so...then he felt something weird. After the cocroach was digested, all its genetic materials were able to enter the body of Dan, and eventually clinged to his DNA. He was starting to heat up, and starting to worry...

WOOT WATCH OUT FOR EPISODE 2!!!!!