Sunday, July 09, 2006

Chapter 1: IPISDAN


HAHA! i'm finally posting episode 1 of chapter 1! WOOOOOOOOT!

Hmm, i wonder if anyone would actually read this, but i really would wish someone would...ANYWAYS...before i made this, remember when my scanner broke? (check my last post)...well it caused a chain reaction and broke my printer as well. So the not-so-ordinary dude will usually check what's wrong with it...so i checked what's wrong with it...(that did'nt sound right...haha) I scanned thru all those dusty wires...then..haha

I was really out of reality for 2 seconds or so when i saw what caused my printer and scanner to break...IT WAS A COCKROACH. Haha, a dead cockroach was jammed between the gears of the printer belt (btw, i use a printer-scanner, in case ur wondering why the cockroach caused a chain reaction..hehe)It was really ironic..hehe...anywayz...

LETS GET ON TO CHAPTER 1: EPISODE 1!!!!



Once upon a time, in a land not so far way, (probably near the university belt) lived a not-so-ordinary dude, with a not-so-ordinary life.

His name is DAN. He's a 20 year-old dude who ran away from home after some incident he had with his family. He was forced to live alone in an apartment near the Ateneo De Manila University, which is also where he went to school. He's taking Architecture there. If you're wondering how does he pay for his tuition, he works in McDonalds as his part-time job. That way, he gets free lunch and also money enough to pay for his college.

Dan is now on his final year in college. He's like so freaked out about it. Little does he know that his way of life is going to change on this final year of his.

It was a Thursday, and Dan is working in his Lunchtime shift in Mcdo. He was assigned to cleaning duties. He really didn't mind on where he was assigned. For the next few minutes, he was just cleaning up after little fries on the floor, to grains of rice on the table, until some dude spilled some soda on the floor. Without hesitation, Dan went to clean the soda.He was in hurry, since classes are about to resume. He grabbed the mop and quickly walked to the soda spill.

On another side of the story, in ateneo, 2 dudes on crack where doing stuff in the Biology lab in the said college. Obviously, anyone on crack would mess up, and so they did. They blew a hole in the wall due to some unstable reaction. All the caged insects escaped, including those that are genetically altered. One of those was a cockroach. The cockroach escaped the campus and was instantly aroused by the air coming out of the vents of ateneo (btw, lemme say it again, im also aroused by this smell...uhhh *drools*). The cockroached found a way into the fast-food chain.

Back to Dan, he was, like is said, hurrying to the spill, until suddenly, he slipped. He fell to the ground on his rump and he screamed in pain, because he had a pimple on his butt. He screamed to the top of his lungs, until a cockroach entered his mouth and was accidentally swallowed. Dan screamed even more and then eventually passed out. The next thing he knew it, he already in school. His friends brought him back, luckily. Dan really did'nt remember on what happened that lunch time. He just lived his life normally, as he used to live his life, until one day...

He was in his dorm, when his stomach started to feel bad. He rushed to the toilet and crapped like hell. He was so relieved after doing so...then he felt something weird. After the cocroach was digested, all its genetic materials were able to enter the body of Dan, and eventually clinged to his DNA. He was starting to heat up, and starting to worry...







WOOT WATCH OUT FOR EPISODE 2!!!!!

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Broken Scanner

Crap....


I was like in the middle of scanning the new Ipisman pics for chapter 1, then i was rudely interrupted by an error in the computer...THE SCANNER BROKE.


Well anyway, i can't think of anything to blog right now...cuz i was really looking forward to posting chapter 1;episode 1...hehe i guess i have to wait next time.

But...

lemme tell u guys a small piece of the story(i sometimes base the story on my daily happenings)...

It all begins with a dude who works in the Mcdonalds Katipunan Branch...next to the Kostka school and ateneo..haha.

Like i said, NEXT TO ATENEO...so there' these dudes who's been doing weird xperiments in the bio lab in ateneo, and..yup...they messed up...so...

There's this genetically altered cockroach that escaped the lab and was attracted to the exhaust of the mcdonalds( i love that smell too btw)...

hehe well that's about for the small preview haha

just watch out for it.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Kalaban ng Ipis at Lamok...


Hmm..I usually see the Filipino People as a...
cockroach...a cockroach has the ability to survive even in intense circumstances...
crap man.. I wish i was a cockroach...then I'd be invincible..hehe
Tha'ts why I made Ipisman.(Check my last post!) He symbolizes our average Filipinoes, who survive through hard times...but for every person, there will be a destined antagonist...like...
DRAGON KATOL..."tepok ang lamok"...at ipis
I often see this dude as our government...who burns away all our life slowly, burns away all our earnings, and ..uhh you know the deal.
Sorry for the sad attempt to try to copy Sasuke's Chidori..crap.
Heh. Well it looks good anyway...for me...(I don't mind crappy comments about it.)
Heh...I think I wanna post a small fiction about the Adventures of Ipisman...
Heh!
I guess that's all for today.

Meet IPISMAN!


What's brown, hard to kill, and is always there wherever you go?
Eh? Yup, it's the common cockroach.
But now i bring you the next generation of superheroes inspired by the very pest we're talking 'bout...

I BRING TO YOU, IPISMAN!

I made this guy up out of boredom, but then, i actually found out a good use of him.
We just studied about the greek homer and hesiod crap, and i read about the satrical dudes...hmmm
Just thought of doing something out of it with this guy...
Feel to guess on who i'm striking my following posts to :D

By the way...
Ipisman is a sad attempt to replicate the Mask Rider of our childhood.
Oh the good old days...

Feel free to copy-paste it and sell it on e-bay.

WOOT! BLOGGER!

heh. i got a blogger account hehe...

...i guess that's all for today.